Category Archives: Humour
Messages in foggy mirrors
Step right out of the shower – it’s time to unleash your potential as a naked artist. You need to get in quick – there’s no time to spare before …
Wearing what you like
Who cares when you live by yourself. You can wear whatever you like. No matter what time of day it is. No one will ever see you. you bloody ripper!
Getting things wrong
Have you ever got things really around the wrong way? How about a really bad red nose day? I was invited to a 40th birthday. Theme: starlets, harlots and madmen. …
Having time to strip off in airport toilets
“To all Tiger Airways customers. We wish to advise that flight TT5109 has been delayed for at least one hour due to engineering. Your flight will now be departing from …
Dancing while you think no one is watching
Ok. So my secret ABBA crush is finally out there for the big wide world to snicker over. Either that, or my wonky eye. Yes, I proudly raise my hand …
Kids who put on their own makeup
Purple and green should never be seen. That is unless you’re five, receive a full makeup kit for your birthday, and decide to hide away in your bedroom for half …
Mooing at cows
It’s 7.30am. I’m walking to work on a brisk Thursday morning. Nothing out of the ordinary from any other Monday – Friday 7.30am. It was then a head popped out …
Crackerazzi
Where beauty is involved, it normally creeps through the cracks of every day life. Working in a building site for the past two months, the cracks have had a way …
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