One hand.

I think I can.

Not quite hard enough.

Two hands.

More force.

Just a little bit further.

Almost there.

Squeeze.

Harder.

In every tube – there is ALWAYS one more brush!

you bloody ripper!

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2 Responses to The almighty toothpaste squeeze

  1. Josie says:

    Hilarious. A friend sent me link and I read it just after I’d squeezed so hard I split the tube. Bring on the little things!

  2. Bernie says:

    So funny. I did this for the past five days – it never fails!

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